Cue to Babe: "Sqeeeeeeeeeeee!!! TOILET PAPER!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHA!" End scene: I picking up an entire shredded roll, too big for confetti, too small for intended use.
7.22.2011
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Opening scene: I standing with ear up against bathroom door, Babe locked inside. Inner monologue: "Is she going potty? I hear something? Everything's child proofed, right? No, she can't reach the matches. Wait... we don't own matches. What's taking her so long? How could this take over ten minutes? I'm forgetting something."
Cue to Babe: "Sqeeeeeeeeeeee!!! TOILET PAPER!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHA!" End scene: I picking up an entire shredded roll, too big for confetti, too small for intended use.
Cue to Babe: "Sqeeeeeeeeeeee!!! TOILET PAPER!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHA!" End scene: I picking up an entire shredded roll, too big for confetti, too small for intended use.
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Oh no, she got locked inside??? Terrifying! But thank goodness the only thing lost is a toilet paper roll. Isn't it amazing how toilet paper rolls can expand so much when shredded?
ReplyDeleteNo, lol, she goes potty by herself and always locks the door; I just never know what I'm going to find when it's finally opened.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Oh, dear. Start leaving her the allotted number of squares.
ReplyDeleteOne day, you WILL look back on this and laugh! I'm laughing out loud here. (It may take you a little longer.)
ReplyDeleteLOL Oh yes, shredded toilet paper, so much fun!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I am dreading getting to the phase where TP is so awesome. Thank heaven for TP in bulk.
ReplyDeleteThat proves it: dogs and small children have sooooo much in common!
ReplyDeleteRosemary